I think being a slot machine inventor, game developer, whatever you want to call it, would be one of the coolest jobs on the planet. I want to be the person who decides that the cherry gets to be the lucky fruit. Sorry apples, pears and pomegranates…move back to the bowl because you just don’t cut it. Triple diamonds, blazing 7′s, weird Slingo™ dude and even you, Monty Hall - yep, you’re all in. But “Chainsaws & Toasters®?” What kind of weird nightmare did the person have before coming up with that game?
So, if that game made it through the vetting process, why not some of these?
Magic Ex-Wife -- Get five lawyers in a row to go to the bonus round where the machine takes all your credits and your dog. Sorry, there’s no winning this one. (more…)