Cha-Ching! A Triple Double Bonus beauty for the video poker player.
Recently, on a visit to a local Arizona casino, I had the unfortunate experience of sitting next to a truly annoying fellow video poker player.
Let me set the stage. I was playing my favorite casino game, a type of video poker called Spin Poker Deluxe. I was playing the nickel Triple Double Bonus game and having some pretty good luck. When dealt three low cards, I drew the fourth and a kicker and hit for a couple of hundred dollars. That happened more than once in a short amount of time so I was up a nice sum and decided to increase my denomination to ten-cents. A bit later, I hit on four aces with a kicker – on two lines – and that paid another $800 plus and I was up a very nice amount after that hit. Not bad for nickel and dime play.
So, I should be having fun here, right? Enjoying a rare “lucky streak,” something we all know comes and goes like the wind. But, no, I had to be sitting next to someone who felt it necessary to whine and complain to his companion – LOUDLY and CONTINUOUSLY – that my winning meant “no one else would be winning anything” and that “the machines were fixed because only one person was winning” and other such nonsense. Under different circumstances, I would have moved to another machine, but, number one, I was hitting on this machine; number two, there were no other Spin Poker machines open; and number three, I absolutely refused to let this person bully me into relocating.
Scenes similar to this have happened to me before albeit not quite as annoying as this one. So, to the guy who was making all the noise: Here’s where a basic understanding of video poker – pay tables, the “RNG,” “expected return,” strategy, etc. - along with simple casino etiquette would have made all the difference. Plus, in my mind, if someone spends all their time complaining about how bad the machine is or how badly they are losing then guess what? Time to take a break or call it a day. Unless you are a professional gambler and earn your living playing poker, a visit to the casino is supposed to be fun! (And actually, if you are able to make a living playing video poker I’d have to think that actually would be pretty fun!)
Yeah, we all complain once in a while — the ace that got away, the royal flush missed by a single card — but to do so repeatedly and to blame the player who is winning? Not cool.
In an upcoming post – some thoughts on casino etiquette.